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"3 pounds of Carbonara" Dad Hat

"3 pounds of Carbonara" Dad Hat

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Because portion control is for liars — and you're not one of them. The "3...
"Block His Mother Too" Baby Tee

"Block His Mother Too" Baby Tee

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Fresh off the vine and straight into your wardrobe: meet the “Block His Mother Too”...
"Block his mother too" Hat

"Block his mother too" Hat

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This six-panel cotton twill hat features our signature tomato vine frame roaring in vibrant red...
"Block His Mother Too" T-Shirt

"Block His Mother Too" T-Shirt

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Because boundaries are a family affair. This bold graphic tee features hand-drawn heirloom tomatoes layered...
"Carbonara Slut" Baby Tee

"Carbonara Slut" Baby Tee

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Bold taste. Rich attitude. Zero apologies. The CARBONARA SLUT crop top is for the pasta-obsessed...
"Carbonara Slut" Dad Hat

"Carbonara Slut" Dad Hat

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Silky. Salty. Shameless.For those who know the only ingredients are eggs, guanciale, pecorino, and audacity. The "CARBONARA...
"Carbonara Slut" T-Shirt

"Carbonara Slut" T-Shirt

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For those who know their worth This is not just a t-shirt. It’s a declaration. Featuring...
"I Don't Cook for Men Who Lie" Baby Tee

"I Don't Cook for Men Who Lie" Baby Tee

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Looks soft. Smells like sauteed garlic and vengeance. This crop top is for the girls...
"I don't cook for men who lie" Dad Hat

"I don't cook for men who lie" Dad Hat

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A motto. A boundary. A lifestyle.This hat says what your Nonna muttered under her breath...
"I Don't Cook for Men Who Lie" T-Shirt

"I Don't Cook for Men Who Lie" T-Shirt

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Delicate florals. Devastating boundaries.This shirt is for the ones who can cook — exceptionally well...
"Limonchillo" T-Shirt

"Limonchillo" T-Shirt

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Flavorful. Unbothered. Slightly bitter. Say it with citrus. The Limonchillo tee is made for the unhinged yet...
"Lovebomb Women, Avoid Taxes, Make Carbonara"

"Lovebomb Women, Avoid Taxes, Make Carbonara"

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This hat is for those who live like your Nonno did — fueled by passion,...
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