"Spritz Whore" Unisex T-Shirt

$15.00

Three parts Aperol. Two parts Prosecco. One part absolutely no self control.

You didn't mean to have a third one. Or a fourth. You just meant to sit outside for an hour and somehow ended up closing down the terrace, making three new best friends, and promising everyone you'd visit them in Puglia.

This is your uniform.

The Spritz Whore doesn't apologize for how they live. They show up in something orange, order without looking at the menu, and make every Tuesday feel like a Saturday in Positano.

Bitter. Bubbly. Completely unhinged.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.