"Carbonara Slut" Unisex Tee
There are people who eat pasta. And then there are people who would rearrange their entire schedule, cancel plans, ignore texts, and sit in traffic for forty minutes just to get a proper carbonara.
This shirt is for the second type of person.
Not the carbonara with cream. Not the carbonara with peas. The real one. Eggs, guanciale, pecorino, black pepper, and the kind of patience that most people reserve for things they actually love.
Because that's what this is really about. Standards. Knowing exactly what you want, refusing to settle for anything less, and wearing it on your chest so the world knows where you stand.
You're not difficult. You're not picky. You're a Carbonara Slut and there is a very big difference.
The pasta has to be perfect. So does everything else.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: johnnycharley
- Email: contact@support.supercomfrtabol.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Carbonara Slut" Unisex Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|